Feb
11th
2017
Weirdest Conversations I've Had with my Mom · 12:18pm Feb 11th, 2017
Yes I said my MOM.
4. "No sex until you're eighteen."
Yes. My mom put it that way when she told me.
3. "I'll buy you condoms if you don't have enough pocket money."
Jeez, I could just stop eating so much junk food or something...
2. "Why in the fuck does every musical need prostitutes, brothels and pimps? That's just the type of thing I don't like to see."
Watch the Count of Monte Cristo musical, Jekyll and Hyde, Elisabeth....and you'll know what I mean...
